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(Source: supgabie)
I’m hot and smart enough to be a pain in the assVia someecards
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversationsVia someecards
If I was your coworker, I’d sexually harass youVia someecards
I’d date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.Via someecards
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.Via someecards
I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.Via someecards
Just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren’t naked right now.Via someecards
I love every part of you which can make me orgasm.Via someecards
I would like to be on the list of suspects during your next pregnancy scare.Via someecards
